If I had found that sucker who sat in the garage for 8 days sittin' in MY garage, he'd have had a whole lot more anguish to complain about...assumin' he was still capable of speech after I was through with him. Same goes for the idiot who shot pellets at the dog. I don't like dogs much myself, but I do respect property rights.

Have you seen the "trunk monkey" ads, GfS? Do a search on Youtube. It ain't a monkey, it's a chimp, but they are pretty funny ads anyway.

- Chongo