"There is quite a lot of territory between those two views and you have set up your fence very close to the edge of creationism. Apparently all the religions of the world (if felt in moderation), astrology, the end of the world on 21st Dec 2012 according to the Mayan calendar, the coming of Nibiru, the wisdom of David Icke are all OK by you as long as they aren't on the creationist side of the fence."

I'm not sure that any of that follows, Snail ... Oh! Hang on a minute ...

Nibiru! Nice to see you! You must come and meet my friend Snail ...