Hey, in just six (6) days it's my birthday. You still have time to send expensive presents, gold or platinum bullion, an autographed first edition of Shakespeare's plays (the first Folio preferred), a brand new Lamborghini, a world cruise for my wife and me, cash or money orders in US dollars (nothing more than six figures left of the decimal point or I'll be embarrassed), an authenticated but unknown Da Vinci, rare postage stamps...just a little something, you know.