"Turn round three t-i-i-mes at the full m-oo-oo-oo-n", he intoned enchantingly.

"That acting was rather wooden", said Annie Oakley.

"Pump up the volume",said Tom gainfully.

"Just don't call me 'Flash Gordon' said Buster crabbily.

"How does that thing stop reverberation?" asked Tom bafflingly.

"Dover to Calais? No problem",Mr Webb said swimmingly.