I care not for a man's religion whose dog is not the better for it. - Abraham Lincoln

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? - Mark Twain

We do not know what we do not know. - ??

49% of all statistics are made up on the spot. - me

There are two kinds of people: those who think there are two kinds of people and those who don't. - ??

The only thing worse than a man who apologizes with flowers is a man who doesn't apologize with flowers. - Mae West