That's a wonderful twist on the proverbial pig's tail, MMario! Well done, sir. I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I guess I'll do both. Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

But when she sings
My heart takes wing
and she makes me more then I am
There is so much more to life, my friend
Then that which meets the eye
They said 'twould never happen
But indeed, this "pig" can fly!

-- Áine