Apologies to Bobert in advance but this is where the muse takes me:

"No, I won't, Miss. No, I won't, Miss,
I won't fix your faucet,
I won't stop the flow;
It's sink or swim
If you ain't got the dough!"

Doodily doo,
Doodily doo,
Doddily, doodily, doodily doodily doodily doo!

But let's all meditate on a brighter and drip-free day.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble