ON THE ROAD AMANDA LAY
Airfarcewon, sung by Frank Sinatra

She kinda looked like Abe Vigoda
Had a nose like Jimmy "D"
But that busty broad from Burma
Was a body, Yessiree!

I was cruisin' past some palm trees
On my happy Honda way
When I almost dropped my slurpee
On the Road Amanda Lay
On the Road Amanda Lay

On the Road Amanda Lay-ay
Asked, "Could we?" She said "Okay."
Thunder struck with awe and wonder,
As her love she tossed my way..

On the Road Amanda Lay
Yes, it was my lucky day
So I fooled around and funned her
She was Gothic in her way.

It was someplace east of L. A.
Where our passion was dispersed.
Disobeyed all ten commandments,
But I think that chick was cursed
Cause across the road a'runnin'
Came a big dude packin' heat
He was yellin' and a shootin'
Bullets flyin' at my feet.

On the Road Amanda Lay-ay
Guess her luck ran out that day
Quickly hopped back in my Honda
And like Nascar zoomed away..

On the Road Amanda Lay-ay
It's too bad but what's to say?
Just glad I'm not six feet under
Where soon will Amanda Lay..

On the Road Amanda Lay.. ...


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