Avie Two Ronnies Barber shop quintet


Goodbye baldies,goodbye baldies, goodbye baldies,
Its time to leave you now.
Now that you have lost your hair
Your all bare, we dont care
Stick your hats on fair and square,
Then no one will know.

Reapeat first three lines.

First three lines to the tune of "Good noght ladies" the rest to the tune of "Merrily we roll along"


2.Now hows he chin this morning sir?
Its on the hairy side,its on the hairy side,
The grizzly beary side.
So kindly take this warning sir,
Be on the wary side in case you scratch the girl that you adore.

A shave is whats intended sir,
makes you feel good inside, makes you look good ouitside,
Hold uo your head with pride.
This soap is recomended sir
Contains insecticide, gives each little spot what for

Sung to the tune "Down by the riverside!

Now dont upet yourself and dont fell rotten,
Your hair is gone but not forgotten,
HIP HOORAY, HIP HORRAY , WE CAN RAISE IT UO AGAIN.
Thers some wigs in the cupboard and I dont know were i got em,
But theyre made of nylon mixed with cotton.
get away, get away, get away, its a fact.

well they could be rather tricky to keep in place.
What we need is soemthing sticky and we'll splash it on all over.
By gum! theyre stuck! A srrong man couldnt lift em.
The best of luck, you'll never never shift enm.

You,ll never nevr shift them!

Sung to the tune of "Down by the river side"

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