Well, the harvest this morning of updates on this tragic blunder only turns up this ludicrous offering: Click here for story

You too can purchase your own Capt. Francesco Schettino sailor suit. Just the thing to wear at the next gathering at your yacht club. And if you buy one, you might well be offered command of a mega luxury liner!

My personal alternative choice would be the "Vada a Bordo, Cazzo"(Get on board, damn it) T-shirt.

Charley Noble