Quote: Well, there's about a mile of landing strip at Mount Pleasant. Hope that's sufficient, but it would be good if the RAF had an alternate when things go in the sh#tter. Unquote

Err . . . no, I used to fly Tristars into and out of Mount Pleasant, it's a damn sight longer than that.

'Bennies'? Did I say 'Bennies'? Well yes, they're 'Stills' only because they're 'still' 'Bennies' - after that famous character in Crossroads, the dimshit inbred (character) with the woolly hat, who used to moon over 'Miss Diane'.