Y'know, I can arrange for a space in a Chicago gym where you two bozos can settle yer differences in the old style...boxing gloves or bare-knuckled. Teeth too, if that turns yer crank. There's also a secluded spot outside-a town where the North Side Gorillas and South Side Baboons like to take their personal differences and professional disputes and arguments about the peckin' order in their respective organizations. It's in the woods, but they have cleared a large area as a "free fire" zone, if it's ranged equipment you like usin'.

Lemme know, okay?

- Chongo