Man, I have gotta get you in Chicago and hire you for my next encounter with the NSGs (North Side Gorillas). The way you TALK, I might not even have to lift a finger. They'd probably all just run away. On the other hand, they might kill you just to shut you up. If so, I would have plenty of time to get in a good firing position, and take 'em all out a second or two after they finished stompin' yer sorry ass into the pavement. And I would put flowers on yer grave afterward too, cos I'm a nice guy.

- Chongo