Then Chongo smiled with the smile of an ape
Who's heard many a hollow boast
From many a man who thought he could tan
The hide of the ape from the coast
From the coast of Mid-West Africa
Where the mangos fall heavy and thick
And danger waits for the man who baits
A trenchcoat-clad primate dick

"You musta not heard," said Chongo Chimp,
"What happened to Gentleman Jim
When he drew on the ape from Ohio State
And he figgered that he could win.
He's six feet under now, y' know?
He's pushin' up daisies real fine
With a .45 five cal lodged in his brain
And the gun it came from was mine."

"If you wanna stay healthy
Don't try to get wealthy
By pickin' a fight with me
Or I'll pound yer head
So far down yer neck
You'll hafta stop talkin' to pee!"
And with that reply, Chongo pulled back his coat
In a manner both suave and grand
To reveal a tommy gun, cold steel blue
At the ready in his right hand.