"Pop Rocks"

Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their
very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to
Washington, DC.

A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop
Rocks, something neither had ever seen before.
Cassie bought each one a bag.

The first one eagerly tore open the bag and
popped one into his mouth just as the train went
into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the
tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said:
"I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?" replied the curious brother.

"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."


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"Allergy"

Because of an ear infection, Little Johnny had
to go to the pediatrician. The doctor directed his
comments and questions to Little Johnny in a
professional manner. When he asked Little Johnny,
"Is there anything you are allergic to?"

Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear.
Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription
and handed it to Little Johnny's mother. She
tucked it into her purse without looking at it.

As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked
on the unusual food - drug interaction Little Johnny
must have. Little Johnny's mother looked puzzled
until he showed her the label on the bottle. As per
the doctor's instructions, it read,

"Do not take with broccoli."