I been thinkin' of gettin' a set of really sharp knives and learnin' some top flight knife throwin' skills. I got the idea from watchin' this Chinese Kungfu film. HOO-HAH!!! There was this little Black Belt Chinese gal in the film who could throw knives and little axes faster than a tommy gun spits lead. I was more than impressed. She was in this scene where she is fightin' about 500 completely insane little Chinese guys with axes inside a 2 story clubhouse that belonged to the big gangster kingpin. KREE-GAH!!! You shoulda seen it! There was little crazy Chinese guys gettin' diced up so fast it looked like that scene in Ratatouille where the lady chef Collete is choppin' up the vegetables. Every now and then a fat one would try to kill her too...but they all went down just the same.

CHOPPITY! CHOPPITY CHOP! EEEEE-YAAAAAHGH! CHOP! BANG! ARRGH! SLICE! SHRIEK! AAAAAAYEEEEEE!

Man, I LOVE these Kungfu films! Specially with the female lead.

I just gotta get me a set of them Kungfu throwing knives. And some Nunchucks too. I will practice on the wooden cigar store Gorilla I got standin' in the front office.

- Chongo