There's a place you all know well,
It brought the BS over
From northern tracks to the Great Outback
They know about our Mother!

CH: So pass the BS round gang,
To let it sit just ain't right
For tonight we'll drink the health
Of every MOABite!

Up in the Northern Wilds
There's Little Hawk and gnu
There's Stilly down in Texas
And Amos out in SoCal.

CH

Sometime Bee-Dub attends
And Eiseley also pops in
Lots of imaginary folk
From freds to Chongo Chimppunk.

CH

As the BS flows along
Some 'Catters raise my dander
Crying, "Max please shut it down
The thread in which I never took a gander!"

CH