"Steamy"

After watching a rather hot love scene
on cable, the husband looked over at
his wife and said,

"How come you never make love to
me like that?"

"Are you kidding me?? Do you have
any idea how much they pay those
people to do that?"


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"Natural Laws"

Nature has many laws that hold fast and true.
For example, a baby ape will always grow up
to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will
become an adult baboon. A baby pig will
mature into a full grown pig. A baby jackass
will always become a jackass.

Yet oddly enough, women say a young man
may grow up to be any one of these!