You are splitting hairs, with a sushi knife you ordered from a late-night TV advertorial, I am sure. Apple's wealth was built on brilliant PR and product quality and design genius. Everybody knows that.

The only art to be found in bad art is when it serves to shock the user into coming to his senses about the difference. McGonagle does have that effect, I admit it. Nothing brings home the meaning of "bad" verse like his rhapsodic drool about the silv'ry Tay.

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