Me daddie kil't me;
Me mammy et me;
Me sister Mary pickit at ma banes;
And buried me 'neath twa marble stanes;
And I grew and I grew intil a bonny wee doo-doo.

Stanley Robertson gave me that about 20 years ago and said as long as I lived I'd never forget it, or the tune, and I never have. I've met a few people who got it off Stanley too, and it's always the same. Anyone else?