Look Man...It'll be okay and if it goes wrong.............well, with all they do in plastic surgery they can probably cut off your dick and use it to replace your thumb. Hell, that might have some advantages for you as you could make love to your hearts content without getting pains in your back! Think of it!

You could be just sittin' there and really diggin' it while you recline comfortably in front of the TV watching re-runs of "Swamp Loggers."   Eat some popcorn while you're at it. You might have to stop a time or two to use the remote but this might be something to consider in case your thumb ends up needing to be cut off.

Spaw