MtheGM, a few part-time, optional-looking "positions" (involving how much work and what hours, I wonder?) flitting in and out of taking fashion pics for posh mags, etc., including working a bit for Mumsie and Papa's outfit, followed by a vague career dissolution for several years before her big day, never settling to anything at all, scarcely add up to productive within the economy, requiring as much dedication, effort and application as any non-manual form of labour, does it now? Coo, I bet she arrived home every night totally wrecked!

"Conniption" has no alternative spelling, so less of the bullshit on that one please. One chooses to use arcane words to make one look clever, one checks how they're spelled first!