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Thread #68954 Message #3322648
Posted By: MBSGeorge
14-Mar-12 - 06:52 AM
Thread Name: Help: Little Boxes (Malvina Reynolds) ticky-tacky?
Subject: RE: Help: Little Boxes (Malvina Reynolds) ticky-tacky?
More Fred Wedlock words
Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made for cricketers And you shove one down your underpants to protect you in the game There's a pink one and a blue one and one made of aluminium But if you stop a Googlie it'll hurt you just the same.
Even England's finest batsmen can get a nasty thump on the middle stump Then they all take herbal remedies and they all take quite a lot There's a black one and a gold one and a red one from the Lebanon And they're caught bowled and spaced out cause they've all gone to pot.
But Ian Botham he defies them he's big and butch and he can clobber them He could eat his bat drink Paraquat and crawl on all fives But his box still takes some hammer and you may think that's peculiar Til you notice that the dents have all come from inside.