A giant of a man is that Richard Mabey. He's done a thousand times more than Charlie Boy has ever done to increase appreciation and protection of the countryside. Charlie Boy simply exploits the land that his ancestors stole and makes a whacking good profit out of it.

An old tramp was eating his lunch in a field. The landowner approached him and told him in no uncertain terms to get off his land.

"Oh yeah, so how come this is your land?" asked the tramp.

"Why, this land has been in my family for generations. My ancestors fought for this land!"

"All right," said the tramp, taking off his old jacket and rolling up his shirt sleeves, "Come on - I'll fight you for it now!"

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