"All Indians walk in single file. I know because I saw an Indian once, and HE was walking in single file."


I have a better example, anyway. I was parking my large van at the grocery store once. I pulled into a space and because the van is long, I was easing up as close as possible to the car in the facing row, a black Mercedes. The woman who owned it was either getting in or arriving, and started waving frantically at me. I stopped...maybe 6 inches from her car and got out (I am very good at judging).
I looked at her and she blustered, "I was afraid you were going to hit my car! Do you realize what this cost? Over $40,000! What's yours? Maybe $8000?"

I stared at her, shook my head and went on to the store.

I have no idea whether she votes....