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Thread #143962   Message #3326584
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
21-Mar-12 - 05:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: Guns & laws in the US
Subject: RE: BS: Guns & laws in the US
I got guns all over the place, lotsa guns, guns of every kind, and I have NEVER shot a family member or a friend in the home. Not once.

Okay, I have shot a coupla ex-friends who turned out not to be such good friends after all....but that don't count. If they was real friends, I would not have shot them.

And not once have I shot down an ex-friend in the home. No sir. Not once.

(I did shoot one of them down in the hallway once, though...he seen it comin' and he made a break for the door, so I didn't actually ventilate him proper till he was not technically in my home no longer. He was 6 feet outside the entrance door and runnin' down the 2nd floor hallway. I shot him straight through the west office wall with my tommy gun. 32 rounds. And he deserved it!)

You people who wanta take away my guns had better think twice, cos you are walkin' on very thin ice and swingin' on a vine that is just about to break.

- Chongo