Spaw, are you being anti-avian? Hmmmm? Do you have something against penguins; some deep-seated dislike of a creature that always wears a tuxedo?
Possibly you don't like tuxedos and transfer this to these comical but possibly endangered birds.
Why don't you like tuxedos Spaw? Is it because the players in the symphony wear them and you always wanted to be a classical musician? Thats it isn't it? theres no repertoir for ass-blown possumin the classical world and you feel rejected.
You must learn to deal with these feelings and not transfer them to helpless penguins. If you'd like to talk about it, just call. We are here to help.

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