If you got really, really lucky you'd snare someone like Jacqui, like Kendall did.

Or you can just enjoy. Hell, I'll teach you the trumpet and in a couple days -- no more! -- you'll play as well as I do. Beside, anybody can play and/or sing (just turn on the radio or TV), but not everyone can cook. And if there ain't no cooks there ain't no singers or players.

Yeah, it's tough. But you also got MOABites to cheer you on. Just take Amos...please.