The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142677   Message #3329656
Posted By: Mr Happy
27-Mar-12 - 10:26 AM
Thread Name: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
Subject: RE: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
Garcon, I've waited ages, could you bring my drink please?
He requested whiningly


Can you spare me one of those trout you caught?
No, I'll get a good price in the market Tom said selfishly

Jeeves! Brush the yard, there's a good fellow,
said Bertie in a sweeping statement