Quoth George: "If a backside could have three cheeks, then British politics is that three-cheeked backside."

Perfectly put. I'm hoping that this utter balls-up will be the kick up the Labour third of that arse that it needs. I mean, where are the bloody attack-dogs? Why didn't they see the danger and wheel every big gun into Bradford? If George can connect with the Muslim community why can't Labour? Labour are standing around with their fingers up their bums whilst the Tories are getting away with the most inept couple of weeks perpetrated by any party in the history of Man. Even George displayed a scintilla of guilt, saying that he didn't hate the Labour party and he wanted Labour to win the next election - and I believe him. I don't think even he anticipated the scale of this debacle.