Lemme see if I have this correct???

Cap't is out of sorts 'cause after a zesty session with his beautiful wife, Jacqui, that he feels a little wiped out??? Hey, that's the way it's 'sposed to be...

What else... Oh yeah, he wants to be flown to the moon to sing "Puff the Magic Dragon"???

And he wants his book to go platinum???

I donno??? But if I were a bettin' man than I'd bet that the Capt'n couldn't pass a pee test...

B;~)