I do wish that the person pretending to be me would stop. He (or she?) acts with illiteracy and certainly does not provide Canadians with a decent reputation. As my mother used to say, "As long as you have your good name you have everything" and such drivel undermines everything for which this country stands.

Yes, I was once like that: drunken, slovenly, and unwashed. But I now have the love of a good woman (Jennifer Dana), a decent job, my GED, and I'm attending community college. Yes, I've reformed and my life is very good indeed.