Well, last night i was Googling weird stuff and Googled up the high school I got kicked out of and found that my 11th grade chemistry teacher, Mrs, Rooney, was still alive and kicking at 101 years old and, according to the report, still sharp as a tack so...

...I was in chemistry about two weeks when I discovered that me and chem weren't gonna be friends so...

...I asked Mrs Rooney if we could "make a deal"... I told her that if she would give me a "D" that I'd help her clean stuff and she took me up on the deal... Yup, spent he entire year cleaning thousands of test tubes and cleaning lab tables and she gave me my "D"...

Just fired off a letter to her this evening...

You???

B~