Aw drat now yev set Granny Dom of we had to hide her bull whip after the last unfortunate incident (she tries bless her but sometime gets a bit a bit mixed up what the neighbour had actually said was "I want to have a whip round for a new bull" The poor man has never quite recovered. Especially since he was a kirk elder and the minister decided tae visit while Granny wis there, how we kept it ooto the paper i shall not reveal.)