Believe me, I wouldn't touch a McBride if a McBride were drowning in a cesspit filled with alligators and I was the only help to be had. I wouldn't touch a McBride if he, she, or it were dying and I was the only person who could save their life. I wouldn't touch a McBride to pull them out of quicksand. Yessir, I wouldn't touch a McBride to save their life.