Spaw, I'm not dwelling on this stuff, just commenting on the obvious.
I remember my dear friend, Sandy Paton, always hooked up to an oxygen tank, and my Father who couldn't walk across the room without resting.

Raparee, I did ask the nurse if it was a boy or a girl and she said, "It's twins."
I said, "Damn! I went out with a telephone operator and she reversed the charge on me."
That made her day.