I'm not that keen on Jew's harps and, being a former cellist (I quit when I was 14), I've started cringing when I hear new player of cellos, violins etc. I like them when people can actually play the things but when they're just learning...AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!

I like the bit in Sabrina The Teenage Witch where Hilda smashes up this kid's violin and says "This one's for Mozart", cos believe you me, it was terrible. If I'd been there I wouldn't have smashed the violin up on the table though, I would have smashed it on the kid's head (or just smashed the kid, either!)

I'm not that harsh though, I'm just musical!!!