High above the might Portneuf River is a bluff, and on that bluff is a 1.27x10-23 eating and drinking establishment. It is called the "Idaho Legion Hovel" and it is decked out in Current American Eclectism as ambience. Apart from the tractors up blocks and the occasional howitzer or worsxe it has all of the ambience anyone could reasonably ask for.

There is a deck outside which overlooks the rail yards and which has more or less passed the city safety code. To sit out there and partake of "Cosi" Parkers fine meals of grits, kraut, pickled eggs, winter kimchee and brats a meal not to be forgotten. Diesel fumes from the UP yards below enhance the experience with their subtle perfume and a protective barrier of bullet-proof glass insures the safety of the diners.

People often go there to discuss pending divorces, relationship breakups, income tax audits, and similar matter of import and watch the sun set behind the landfill.