Oh, Little Hawk, your foolish vanity has once again given birth to profound folly and unmoored mental highjinks of no merit. You should know by know, I think, that the most you ever call up in perusing our sainted Mother, is one page of posts with a huge mess of hyperlinks at the top of it. The burden you think you see in the glorious history of our Mom is imaginary, and no grounds for even the most addle-pated concern.

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