I'm with ya on the the kazooos, unless yer under 5 or 6...
I'm with ya on the spoons...
I don't mind accordion, provided it's in Len Wallaces hands, other than that, pass...
And considering all the other instruments in the same family, highland pipes are feeble and lame in my book... I don't even qualify them as an instrument, more a noise maker... I'd rather listen to absolutely ANY other kind of bagpipe instrument... especially the irish elbow pipes...
my 0.02