I couldn't spare the dulcimers (especially the older one, whose sound I'm convinced I'll never replace) and they wouldn't burn long, anyway. My guitar's pretty cheap--I'd probably poison myself with glue fumes. Nah, not worth it.

I have been so cold I couldn't warm up the sheets on my bed, though (despite two wool blankets, a quilt, and a down comforter). Makes it really hard to sleep.