Faulkner's "The Bone Game":

Who's a good doggeh?
F!
Play the Bone Game?
Happydance, bone fetched.
Whose bone is this?
F! [gnargnargnar]
Maybe it's Mommeh's bone! [gnargnargnar]
No! F! [gnargnargnar]
Kitteh bone? [gnargnargnar]
F F F F F!!!!!! [gnargnargnar]
Bone game again?
Happydance, and repeat.

~S~