Ahhmmm tellin ya... buy yer burger and fixins on sale and fry up a batch and freeze em. Cost ya five times less and there's a lot less calories. Well, quite a bit less calories, depending on how ya do em up.

I got no time for fast food burgers. And French Fries? That is just sick!

But, every now and then... Wendy... with her alluring red hair and perky... ahhhgggghhhh! Am I a burgerphile?