Shane McBride was planning to upstage Ted Nugent by saying awful things about Stephen Harper on Sunday afternoon, but it didn't happen. There's a rumour about that he fell or got pushed into a vat full of boiling cooking oil over at the Tim Horton's in Blind River and was fatally burned beyond recognition. If so, there will be much mourning all over Ontario.

Well, some anyway. At least a little mourning here and there. A tear or two, for sure.