Sounds t' me like yer tryin' to teach yer Granddad how to rob church poor boxes again, Bobertz!

Look, if they ground up heavy metal musicians and used 'em to make cheap dog food...I wouldn't be cruel enough to feed it to the dog...and I don't even LIKE dogs. Nugent has played this town, I am sorry to say, but I never seen one of his shows. I made sure to get as far away from the stadium as I could on those nights, and go to some joint that had respectable music that don't make an ape feel like rippin' someone's face off!

I would like to get Ted Nugent in a boxin' ring. It would be a short fight, but it would sure as hell be fun while it lasted. For me, that is. Not for him.

It makes me sick to think that human women have "been with" that idiot. Sick, I tell you. What a waste of potential.

- Chongo