I `ad that Nadine Dorries in my cab the other day, in the business sense, you understand. She`s a big old gal but well turned out.
I said, " Morning Nads. You`ve got them posters on that Mudcat going on about you. Did you go into one about Dave and Gleggy `cos you`re losing your constituency when they change the boundaries?"
She said, "Not at all, Jim. It `as nothing to do with that. I think they are both two faced and out of touch with life today. They are just out for themselves."
I said, "I s`pose you`d know all about that after the Parliamentary expenses scandal!!"

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