"Real stuff"   Ha! Yeah, oh, SUCH real stuff...like sneakin' off to Mexico and engaging in illicit trysts with a nutcase disease-carrin' chimpette who is a threat to society....like spreadin' false rumors defamin' a hard-workin' servant of the people, namely me...like engagin' in childish online bickerin' every day with yer buddy, Rapparee...like composin' silly poems day after day on this very thread...

Oh, yeah. VERY real stuff. Ha! I am laffin' at you, ya chump!

- Chongo