Kendall... hehehehee! Whot about summahhh... swahtin skeetahs and yah blahck flies? Ohhr, is tha lahbsta thaht good thaht ya don't mind tha flies?

Sorry if I didn't get the accent quite right. I really don't do it justice... kinda base it on MPBN and them theyah fellahs from the sou'eastun sho'e of Nova Scotia what talks like some a yer Maine folks and my limited travels in your beautiful state.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, they say. I'm countin on it, anyway. Don't wanna end up in the cellah... eh?