And then there was "Auntie" Beryl's spoof of the gladiator song, of which I recall only the chorus:
I'm glad, glad, very very glad
I sleep with a gladiator.
Ancient Rome, that's my home,
Knocking shop by the Hippodrome.
I'm glad, glad, very very glad
That it's not against the law.
My aunt Bess was a High Priestess,
And she made me a Roman whore.

Anyone have the rest?

Richard