OK, piggybacking on Big Al's twisted line and veering off in that direction, how about:

I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT DOWN AND WRITE MYSELF SOME JAVA

"I'm gonna sit right down and have myself some java
And make believe no work is due.
I'll sip the caffeine, oh so sweet,
It's gonna keep me on my feet
While I plant kisses on your bottom -
Won't you be glad you got 'em?


I'm gonna smile and say, "I'm flowing just like lava!
Them clothes of yours must be removed!
I'm gonna sit right down and have myself some java
And then I'll have myself some you!




(I noticed that the parody lines I submitted earlier didn't maintain the rhyme scheme of the song.    I tried keeping "coffee" and/or "better" but wasn't finding it as easy to come up with good rhymes that worked.)